It's been a LONG time since I've done one of these. I figured, having just finished freshman year at USAFA, it was a relatively opportune time.

GAWD, I'm hungry. The last meal I ate was lunch from Mitch's at around 1:00. My roommate and I searched desperately for food a few hours ago and all we could find was a can of soup...we split it and got 55 calories each. I bet USAFA is the only college where you could ever find yourself PHYSICALLY UNABLE to obtain FOOD. T_______T

WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT, DAMMIT! WE ATE IT ALL THREE DAYS AGO!

Anyways.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
I swear to God, someday I WILL finish this book. Cormac McCarthy - The Road: "Beads of small gray ice strung along the light-wires overhead."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Plums I stole from Mitch's two days ago.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
All three Seasons of Supernatural. I am hopelessly addicted now. Season Finale tomorrow night, Hooah!

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
…12:27.

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
...HOLY SHIT! I am the master.

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My roommate talking to her boyfriend on the phone, and swearing because the reception in our room cuts out all the time.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
1600 (8:00), returning from my last final exam of freshman year!

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Youtube videos of USAFA, because I don't have a life. Actually, it was a video of a couple cadets throwing rolls from Mitch's at the wall (stale, no less), trying to make them crack. [link]

9.What are you wearing?
Pajamas. NOT MY UNIFORM, I SWEAR.

10.Did you dream last night?
Yes. It was...intense. Has been for the last week or so.

11.When did you last laugh?
About an hour ago.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Nothing. Chipped white paint. Dorm decorations are not within regulation here.

13.Seen anything weird lately?
OMG. Come on, I live at frickin USAFA. Every minute is an adventure. I can't even distinguish between wierd and normal anymore.

14.What do you think of this quiz?
Te last time I took it I was an idealistic, ignorant teenager.

15.What is the last film you saw?
The Bourne Identity. I LOVE that movie.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
My brother's way through college, then my parents' retirement, then a car.

17.Tell me something about you that I don't know.
When I first got here, I used to wonder how far I'd get before getting taken out by security forces if I just took off running into the woods. ESCAPE!

18.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Pessimism. I fucking hate that people feel the need to whine and complain and pick out all the flaws in the world when they themselves do nothing but sit on their asses and point fingers. Come on, people. If you live in America, you have it made. If you feel like complaining about America, go live in Rwanda for a few hours and get back to me on it.

19.Do you like to dance?
No. Only by myself when no one's looking.

20. George Bush?
I don't understand the problem. He's the President. Fucking get over it.

21.Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I haven't the faintest idea. Something classy.

22.Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Thomas...or Murphy. I'm leaking Irish.

23.Would you ever consider living abroad?
As a matter of fact, I'm planning on it. A very real possibility when I graduate, provided I et my grades up a bit.

24.What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Good effort.